caligula had anime eyes
wait romans painted their marble sculptures
it looks like a cheap theme park ride mascot
here’s a statue of Augustus
and here’s a reproduction of the statue with the colors restored
i honestly think that what we consider the height of sculpture in all of Western civilization being essentially the leftover templates of gaudy pieces of theme park shit to be evidence of the potential merit of found art
"I tried coloring it and then I ruined it"
does anybody else have that friend that you’re pretty sure is your soulmate but in a friend way
damn son where’d you find this
"What’s your son’s greatest superpower?"
"What’s your dad’s greatest superpower?"
"He can fly."
cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER
“‘Pirates of the Caribbean 5’ sets course for 2017 release”
This is like a round of cards against humanity
Damn I use to watch this every morning
My dream for the 2016 presidential election is not having to choose which human rights I’m feeling like compromising on.
Parents of the year since the 90’s
According to the song Seasons of Love from RENT, there are 525,600 minutes a year.
One line later, there are “525,000 Moments so dear”.
So, doing the math, we can glean that there are 600 moments which aren’t so dear.
And I think I just used one of them by walking in on my boss who forgot to lock the bathroom stall.
this post did not even remotely go in the direction I was expecting it to