Peter Quill after discovering the Internet. (via patrickat)
"Why would he do it for another vine? He has many vines."
- Drax, upon hearing this conversation
"My best day had to be the day after I wrapped Guardians of the Galaxy. I was very homesick and coming home to my wife, and my home, and to my son, who was at the time 13 months old. My wife told me there’s a chance he won’t recognize you—but that’s okay that happens all the time. He doesn’t know, he might be a little shy…"
"you can choose your own groups for this project"
i completely forgot that you actually have to pay for internet
the majestic flapflaps…
Wait, are those breaching mantas?
no they are the majestic flapflaps
this isn’t the park you piece of shit
They were waiting for a chance to get away with this joke and they found it
MY OPINION ON THINGS CHANGE FREQUENTLY AS I LEARN MORE STUFF ABOUT THE THING PLEASE DO NOT HOLD ME ACCOUNTABLE FOR SOMETHING I SAID THREE YEARS AGO
thank you and bless you
We are Stroot.
Let us never forget that Jeremy Renner used to be a makeup artist.
God bless him.